NewNarcissist Detector
- ✓Red alert siren design with yellow hazard tape
- ✓Blocked heart icons and handheld scanner artwork
- ✓Premium unisex cotton, pre-shrunk
- ✓Available in Black, Charcoal, and Crimson
About This Design
The most useful thing people take out of a narcissistic relationship is a working alarm. Behaviour that once seemed like intensity or passion now registers immediately as a warning: the too-fast intimacy, the stories where every ex was crazy, the small tests of what you will tolerate. It is not paranoia and it is not cynicism. It is a pattern-matching system built out of experience you did not ask for. This design puts that alarm on the outside, sirens and hazard tape and all, for anyone who is done ignoring their own instincts.
- Red alert siren design with yellow hazard tape
- Blocked heart icons and handheld scanner artwork
- Premium unisex cotton, pre-shrunk
- Available in Black, Charcoal, and Crimson
- Machine washable, fade-resistant print
- High visibility print that reads from across a room
Red siren lights, hazard tape, blocked hearts and a scanner in hand. This design treats narcissist detection as the emergency response it sometimes needs to be.
Most survivors describe the same thing after they get out: an alarm that goes off early now, one they did not have before. This is that alarm, drawn.
Premium unisex cotton in Black, Charcoal, and Crimson. The red glow and yellow hazard tape stay vivid on dark fabric.
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